being 20+ on tumblr
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hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear
but mom im too much of a boss ass bitch to go to bed
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"Our kids are practically hitched."
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"whats your sexuality?" "money"
Me: then fucking act like it
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.
do u ever just look at your hand