GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN CAUGHT☯

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sassafranski:

technicalldifficulties:

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

oh my god

let me touch them
austinessa:

Austin & Vanessa’s Blog

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

(Source: wif2, via burgerkid)

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

(via circumcising)

1like1prayer:

but mom im too much of a boss ass bitch to go to bed

(Source: 1like1prayer, via no-gore-no-glory)

"Our kids are practically hitched."

(Source: mandykaren, via avengersincamphalfbloodstardis)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

(via bastille)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

buttsec:

do u ever just look at your hand

(via teenscoolest)